Tuesday, April 10, 2012

MILF Rendezvous: Money Talks

The vault has been without a series for a few weeks. For me and many other Americans, we’ve got only one week left to file our taxes. With that in mind, I’d like to present my three-part series, Dr. Hollywood or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Pay My Taxes wherein I will select three prime examples of celebrities who chose not to pay their taxes and are now infamous for their mistake. First up is Chris Tucker who’s the most recent celebrity to be in tax trouble to the tune of over $12,000,000.


 Franklin Hatchett (Chris Tucker) is a small-time hustler working out of an LA car wash when Channel 12′s investigative reporter, James Russell (Charlie Sheen), has him arrested after doing a “hard-hitting” expose on him. Franklin escapes prison when the Euro-thug, Raymond Villard (Gérard Ismaël), that he’s cuffed to is busted out by his henchmen. During the escape Franklin gets wind of the location of Villard’s $15,000,000 stash and bails before he’s killed by Dubray (Frank Bruynbroek). With the cops thinking he’s an accomplice for the murder of the transport guards, Franklin can only think of one person to clear his name; the same punk-ass reporter who got him in this predicament.

Rendezvous...

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