Wednesday, September 5, 2012

MILF Rendezvous: The Last Boy Scout

After focusing on baby movies throughout August, I was at a loss as to what type of movie to induct into the vault next. When I find myself in this situation, I turned to my two most trustworthy sources of inspiration; upcoming releases and celebrity birthdays. I can hardly wait for Rian Johnson’s upcoming Looper and today is Damon Wayans birthday which led me to choose The Last Boy Scout. More importantly, the selection reminded of our recent loss of Tony Scott, so every Tuesday post in September will recognize a celebrity we’ve lost in 2012.

“Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You’re gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.” That’s the motto private dick Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis) has adopted to motivate himself. His wife Sarah (Chelsea Field), daughter Darian (Danielle Harris) and everyone he meets hate him nearly as much as he hates himself, but life wasn’t always this bad. Joe was a decorated Secret Service agent before his morality got him fired by Senator Baynard (Chelcie Ross). In need of money, Joe agrees to bodyguard a stripper Cory (Halle Berry) for his friend Mike (Bruce McGill). When this simple task goes sideways, Joe and Cory’s boyfriend, former quarterback Jimmy Dix (Damon Wayans), become unlikely partners in order to uncover the trouble Cory was into.

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