To defame or praise a film based solely on the value of its trailer before attending the screening. Ratings: Moist with Antici...pation! Must-see event, uber-exciting. Bring me a towel. It's Friday, I Don't Want to be Alone.Could take it or leave it. (Knowing me I'll take it.) Exercise the Right to Cinematic Celibacy.Looks like crap on a stick and will be avoided as such.