Friday, July 31, 2009

The Jizt: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

In this fast-paced world of blogging, tweeting and fly-by-night film voyeurism, sometimes one doesn't have the time to give a film proper treatment. More importantly, others do not always have the time to read it. Sometimes you just have to take it around back and squeeze one out in 1-2-3 quick licks. Think of The Jizt as the wham, bam, thank you ma'am of reviews.

Harry Potter
and the Half-Blood Prince

Release: 07.15.09
Rated PG
2 hours, 33 minutes


Cast: Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone), Michael Gambon (Sleepy Hollow), Jim Broadbent (Moulin Rouge!)

The Build-up: Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwart's and are faced with unraveling the mysteries of the Half-Blood Prince, Voldemort's power, and their pelvic urges.

The Blurt-out: Neither the magic of Hogwart's nor Industrial Lights and Magic could make the absolutely lovable Ron look any younger than 37.

The Jizt: The romance, danger and death of the sixth installment doesn't make up for the blatant disinterest in crafting a satisfying resolution to the secret of the Half-Blood Prince.

...and that, Harry, is The Jizt.

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  1. I expected too much from this harry potter movie,but I think they are loosing their way :( hope they will make a better movie next time :)
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  2. This movie almost felt like the first in a trilogy. Hopefully the final two movies will not gloss over too many details.