Wednesday, March 30, 2011
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Used & Abused
Seek the Whispering Eye:
The Money's on the Table (Ratings!)
- See It, Take a Friend, Buy the DVD!
- Full Price
- Matinee
- Second Run Seats
- A Netflix Night
- Group Rental
- Read a MuFu'n Book!
Fly the Whore Flag:
Recent Tricks Turned
Follow Me To Glory!
Who's on Top in 2010? (Listing of Best to Worst)
- Inception
- Toy Story 3
- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
- The Ghost Writer
- The Expendables
- Shutter Island
- The A-Team
- Terribly Happy
- Predators
- Easy A
- Iron Man 2
- Greenberg
- My Name is Khan
- Chloe
- Kick-Ass
- Salt
- Jack Goes Boating
- The Losers
- Clash of the Titans
- Splice
- Cyrus
- Daybreakers
- How to Train Your Dragon
- Get Him to the Greek
- Alice in Wonderland
- Cop Out
- When in Rome
- She's Out of My League
- The Sorcerer's Apprentice
- The Book of Eli
- Eat Pray Love
- Piranha
- The Last Airbender
- The Wolfman
- A Nightmare on Elm Street
- Youth in Revolt
- Sex & the City 2
- The Crazies
- Our Family Wedding
- The Lovely Bones
Who's on Top in 2009? (Listing of Best to Worst)
- I Love You, Man
- Watchmen
- The Hangover
- District 9
- Star Trek
- Taken
- Drag Me to Hell
- Moon
- Zombieland
- The Road
- A Serious Man
- Crank: High Voltage
- Funny People
- Paranormal Activity
- World's Greatest Dad
- Avatar
- A Perfect Getaway
- State of Play
- Sherlock Holmes
- The Brothers Bloom
- The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
- G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
- Julie & Julia
- Observe and Report
- The Last House on the Left
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
- The Taking of Pelham 123
- The Uninvited
- Friday the 13th
- Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
- Away We Go
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine
- Public Enemies
- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
- Adventureland
- Duplicity
- Sunshine Cleaning
- The Soloist
- Fast & Furious
- Terminator Salvation
- Coraline
- Surrogates
- My Bloody Valentine 3D
- New in Town
- Obsessed
- Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
- Paper Heart
- G-Force
- Race to Witch Mountain
- The Unborn
- Paul Blart: Mall Cop
- Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
- Knowing
- The Haunting in Connecticut
- Miss March
My Secret Diary: 2008 Recap
You know you want to...
Pre-2009 Ratings System
- Full Price ($$$$)
- Matinee ($$$)
- Second Run Seats ($$)
- Group Rental ($)
Yay Me!
Recent Clients Seen
- The Hunger Games
- Wrath of the Titans
- Body Snatchers
- They Live
- High Plains Drifter
- Higher Ground
- Something Borrowed
Doin' It On the Couch
- American Horror Story
- Castle
- Community
- Entourage
- Free Agents
- Glee
- House
- Law & Order: UK
- Luther
- Modern Family
- Nikita
- Parks & Recreation
- Person of Interest
- Psych
- Raising Hope
- The Office
- The Simpsons
- The Walking Dead
Awww, Shucks!
Trailer Trash
To defame or praise a film based solely on the value of its trailer before attending the screening.
Ratings:
Moist with Antici...pation! Must-see event, uber-exciting. Bring me a towel.
It's Friday, I Don't Want to be Alone. Could take it or leave it. (Knowing me I'll take it.)
Exercise the Right to Cinematic Celibacy. Looks like crap on a stick and will be avoided as such.
Ratings:
Moist with Antici...pation! Must-see event, uber-exciting. Bring me a towel.
It's Friday, I Don't Want to be Alone. Could take it or leave it. (Knowing me I'll take it.)
Exercise the Right to Cinematic Celibacy. Looks like crap on a stick and will be avoided as such.
They're Here!
LAMB Buddies
Coo? Chirp? Tweet!
Reel Whore Specialties (Features)
Key Review Details
Dirty Undies: Gives praise to excessive gore, violence, nudity, or language, which is becoming rarer in our PC world.
Money Shot: A 2-3 sentence recap for the attention impaired.
Money Shot: A 2-3 sentence recap for the attention impaired.
Machete.
ReplyDeleteHard not to recognize Danny Trejo, even smushed b/w two hotties!
ReplyDeleteThis scene did not live up to the expectations of the trailer.
ReplyDelete(much like the rest of the movie)
Still, must be grand to be Danny Trejo.
@Andy: Yeah, Machete never quite lived up to the trailer and I don't think it ever could have. I'm just glad Danny got a lead role, he deserved it. I would love to meet that man.
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