FMK Friday: Little Women, Big Guns

I really need to work on the timing of this post!. Though it's really, really, late in the day, it's still Friday which means we have time for a new round of Fuck, Marry Kill!

To play I present you, my readers, with three people. You must decide which person you'd like to bed, which you'd wed and which you want dead. It's not always as simple as it sounds.

Round 4's Wives of Mad Men was quite popular with you stargazers, even if not all of the contestants were. I believe ten votes are the most this feature has had! Time to see which hot homemaker; Betty Draper, Joan Harris, or Trudy Campbell, rules the roost:

Fuck Betty,
Marry Joan,
Kill Trudy

Taking a closer look at the votes we see:

Wow! This is the first time the voting exactly matches the individual tallies.

Fuck Betty: By and large, stargazers would love to bounce around the bedroom with Betty Draper until something, or someone, breaks. I'll admit she's a blond bombshell, but among the three, I'd let bitchy Betty bite the bullet.

Marry Joan: Honestly, who wouldn't want to marry Joanie? The fiery redhead helps bring home the bacon, fries it up, and keeps those home fires burning all night if ya know what I'm saying. You'd all have to fight me to nestle between her ivory pillows every night.

Kill Trudy: To all you voters: don't come crying to me when you've realized what a horrible mistake you made by overlooking Trudy's potential! I am the only one who'd love to take little miss priss from atop her pedestal and give her a proper roll in the hay. You're missing out.

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So begins Round 5. With The Expendables releasing in theaters today, I started thinking about a few actresses who have recently made a stab at action stardom. Despite the fact they weigh less than the weapons they wield, they're nonetheless determined to make a name for themselves as badass chicks! Annies grabs your guns, and prepare to shoot it out!

Fuck, Marry, Kill
Little Women, Big Guns

From top to bottom:
Rose McGowan; In Planet Terror, Rose proves all she needs is a fully loaded strap-on to fuck anyone that gets in her way. Think you can handle the heat she's packin'?

Zoe Saldana; Though I'm still perplexed as to how Zoe wasn't planted on her ass after firing that rocket launcher in The Losers, there's no doubt she's got the attitude to simultaneously hip fire two of them.

Gabrielle Anwar; She might only weight fifty pounds soaking wet, but as Fiona Glenanne on Burn Notice, Gabrielle's fierce and never without her firearm. A night with her is sure to be explosive, even without her trusty c4.


Round 5 will run for two weeks, plenty of time to decide among these up and coming action actresses. Choose wisely.

FMK Friday: The Wives of Mad Men

I dropped the FMK ball last Friday, but now it's time for a new round of Fuck, Marry Kill! Trust me, this new round's pairings were worth waiting the extra week.

To play, I present you my readers, with three people. You must decide which person you'd like to bed, which you'd wed and which you want dead. It's not always as simple as it sounds.

Apparently Round 3's Rising Stars of Community were either not up to snuff, or few people are fans of these fellas. Don't sleep! Despite receiving only five votes, these guys are not to be ignored. Let's see how Danny Pudi, Ken Jeong, and Donald Glover fared:

Fuck Ken,
Marry Donald,
Kill Danny

Taking a closer look at the votes we see:

Fuck Danny & Ken & Donald: Despite Ken winning it all in the individual voting, with my vote all three fellas would be tied for fuckability. It was probably my toughest decision, but I believe Donald's bro rape skills in the bedroom would be too tempting to pass up.

Marry Donald: Even though I'd prefer Donald between the sheets, everyone else wants to marry Mr. Donald Glover. Donald does look sexy sophisticated in his spectacles, but Ken Jeong would have to be the Chuck to my Larry. He's so cute, cuddly and crazy who wouldn't want to fall asleep every night curled up with a little Ken?

Kill Danny: I'm sorry Danny! I think you are super funny and talented, but someone had to take one for the team. Like they say, sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes, well, he eats you. Not sure where I was going with that, but Danny had to die and it will be a sadder world with him gone.

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Onto Round 4. With Season 4 of Mad Men officially underway what better time to pit the sexy spouses against one another. Why wives and not the more generic ladies, you may ask? Well, Peggy's great, but she's a different class of woman to Joan and Betty. Plus, comparing Peggy to those two would mean I couldn't include Trudy Campbell and who could say no to that adorable face? So, slip on your sharpest rings ladies and let the cat-fight begin!

Fuck, Marry, Kill
The Wives of Mad Men

From left to right:
Betty Draper; Blonde, bitchy and a bit of a booze-hound, but being married to Don Draper is a task no mere housewife could handle. Through it all she still manages to look classy.

Joan Harris; A rep for being a bit of a slut, but she's sly, smart and sassy. Joan's the type of woman you hate to see go, but you love to watch her leave. The doc's lucky to have landed the ultimate ging'.

Trudy Campbell; Trudy's sweet and petite, but I get the feeling Pete doesn't wear the pants in their chic apartment. As lovely as Trudy is, I wouldn't be surprised to find a big harry pair beneath her petticoat.


Round 4 will run for two weeks, I hope that gives everyone ample time to ogle, um, I mean compare, these characters. Choose wisely.

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