Friday, August 13, 2010

FMK Friday: Little Women, Big Guns

I really need to work on the timing of this post!. Though it's really, really, late in the day, it's still Friday which means we have time for a new round of Fuck, Marry Kill!

To play I present you, my readers, with three people. You must decide which person you'd like to bed, which you'd wed and which you want dead. It's not always as simple as it sounds.

Round 4's Wives of Mad Men was quite popular with you stargazers, even if not all of the contestants were. I believe ten votes are the most this feature has had! Time to see which hot homemaker; Betty Draper, Joan Harris, or Trudy Campbell, rules the roost:

Fuck Betty,


Taking a closer look at the votes we see:

Wow! This is the first time the voting exactly matches the individual tallies.

Fuck Betty: By and large, stargazers would love to bounce around the bedroom with Betty Draper until something, or someone, breaks. I'll admit she's a blond bombshell, but among the three, I'd let bitchy Betty bite the bullet.

Marry Joan: Honestly, who wouldn't want to marry Joanie? The fiery redhead helps bring home the bacon, fries it up, and keeps those home fires burning all night if ya know what I'm saying. You'd all have to fight me to nestle between her ivory pillows every night.

Kill Trudy: To all you voters: don't come crying to me when you've realized what a horrible mistake you made by overlooking Trudy's potential! I am the only one who'd love to take little miss priss from atop her pedestal and give her a proper roll in the hay. You're missing out.


So begins Round 5. With The Expendables releasing in theaters today, I started thinking about a few actresses who have recently made a stab at action stardom. Despite the fact they weigh less than the weapons they wield, they're nonetheless determined to make a name for themselves as badass chicks! Annies grabs your guns, and prepare to shoot it out!

Fuck, Marry, Kill
Little Women, Big Guns

From top to bottom:
Rose McGowan; In Planet Terror, Rose proves all she needs is a fully loaded strap-on to fuck anyone that gets in her way. Think you can handle the heat she's packin'?

Zoe Saldana; Though I'm still perplexed as to how Zoe wasn't planted on her ass after firing that rocket launcher in The Losers, there's no doubt she's got the attitude to simultaneously hip fire two of them.

Gabrielle Anwar; She might only weight fifty pounds soaking wet, but as Fiona Glenanne on Burn Notice, Gabrielle's fierce and never without her firearm. A night with her is sure to be explosive, even without her trusty c4.

Round 5 will run for two weeks, plenty of time to decide among these up and coming action actresses. Choose wisely.

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  1. This one's gonna be tough. Skinny women aren't my thing.
    RW, we need some more reviews! I just noticed that Greenberg is in your top 10. Really, Seth? Really?

  2. I know, I know. One of these days I'll just bang out twenty or so in one day. That'll hold everyone for a while. :-p

  3. Gosh, this is a tough one since I dig all of these ladies! I'm going for Fuck Zoe because she's way hot but doesn't seem as personable, Marry Rose because I'm obsessed with Planet Terror and I want the woman with the machine gun leg by my side during the zombie apocalypse, and Kill Gabrielle, because I love her but not quite as much as Zoe and Rose, plus she's way too tan lately.

    Sigh. That hurt.

  4. @Alex: It is a tough decision. I think I'm right there with you, but I may totally switch. I can be fickle like that.

    Gabrielle is practically bronze on this season of Burn Notice, but I only just realized she's the mother of 2?! Two kids and a body like that might earn her some marrying cred in my book.