Friday, November 5, 2010

FMK Friday: Birthday Beauties

Last week I posted the results of my FMK Halloween edition. Now it's November and time for a spanky new round of Fuck, Marry Kill!

To play I present you, my readers, with three people. You must decide which person you'd like to bed, which you'd wed and which you want dead. It's not always as simple as it sounds.

Welcome to Round 8. Many of you may not know this, but my birthday is this month. In honor of the day I was born, I'll be pitting three lovely actresses who share my birthday against one another. In selecting the contenders I was surprised to have such a large selection of lovely people. Obviously, it was a good day for birthing sexy folk. Although these ladies were beautiful enough to make it to competition, the question remains, who will survive...

Fuck, Marry, Kill
Birthday Beauties

From left to right
Rebecca Romijn; A California girl-turned-model-turned-actress, Rebecca has been ranked on numerous "sexiest women" lists. You'd never guess she's the mother of twins! Her perfect birthday would be a day of thrift store shopping, a meal of filet mignon and Häagen-Dazs, followed by front row tickets to a Dolly Parton concert.

Thandie Newton; Across the pond, Thandie Newton is a dancer-turned-actress and mother of two also featured on a few "sexiest women" lists. If planning a fun birthday for Thandie it should include horseback riding followed by wine and pastries. Being a practical joker, she'd appreciate a bag of gags or you being a good sport when she pranks you. 

Emma Stone; Despite being the youngest contender, Emma is no stranger to "sexiest women" lists." Whether it's a tasty Mexican place or Morton's, you'll make her birthday a blast by ordering the spinach dip (get your own if you want any!). Put a cherry on top by curling up on the couch with marshmallow sundaes and a DVD of SNL - Best of Gilda Radner.

You may want to remember those gift ideas in case you need to make amends for your vote! Round 8 will run until November 24th. That gives you almost three weeks to decide which birthday beauty is top on your own personal "sexiest" list

Choose wisely.

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  1. Nice. Very nice. This is my favorite choice set that you've done so far, and I'm surprised at how strongly my reaction to kill Romijn is...

  2. I could have sworn I left a comment on this post already. Something about this being the best version of FMK yet. And how I was surprised how strong my inclination to kill Rebecca Romijn is.

    Happy Birthday.

  3. You did leave a comment. About a month ago, to thwart would-be spammers I turned on comment moderation, but evidently turned off my email notification for said comments.

    I just realized tonight that I have 43 comments awaiting moderation. And I just thought people stopped visiting. :-) I feel stoopid.

    Thanks for the bday wishes. This is one of my faves. My absolute fave FMK is yet to be published. I'm having a hard time pitting the 3 women I have in mind against one another.

    I'm surprised by the Romijn hate, too. I used to not care much for her, but Ugly Betty has softened me to her. It'll be interesting to see these results.

  4. Hey you whore,

    I'm writing you today to let you know about the Trip To The Moon Blog-A-Thon happening at on the week of November 29th, in honour of the re-launch of the 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die Blog Club.

    Whether you want to join the Film Club, merely want to participate in the reviewing of George Méliès' A Trip To The Moon (1902) aka Le voyage dans la lune, or just read and discuss, feel free to swing by and learn more about the event.

    As for the club itself, the address is simple:

    Squish, of Filmsquish

    PS Blake is soooo in the Club