Friday, January 28, 2011

FMK Friday: Confessions' Cuties

I can't let January depart without introducing a fresh round of Fuck, Marry Kill. After posting the results of the last FMK Friday, I asked for suggestions for future match-ups and wow have I gotten some great suggestions! They were so good they sparked a must-do battle I'm sure will excite you. Not sure what this F-M-K is, here's the gist:

To play I present you, my readers, with three people. You must decide which person you'd like to bed, which you'd wed and which you want dead. It's not always as simple as it sounds.

It's award season and while the Guilds, the HFPA and the Academy have all announced their nominations, one more set of awards still remain; The Reel Whore's Confessions. I have been compiling my nominations and diligently narrowing the contenders. While you wait, no doubt anxiously, for my week long ceremony to begin, why not reminisce over the awesomeness of past winners?

Thus, Round 10 is born. Sexiest Actress is one of the most difficult and highly contended awards, and it is by no small feat these ladies have risen to the top. That's why the question remains, over the last three years, which of Reel Whore's Sexiest Actresses would you...

Fuck, Marry, Kill
Confessions' Cuties

From left to right:
Rose McGowan; (Winner-2007) While she appeared in both segments of Grindhouse, it was her role as Cherry Darling that will immediately have you upright in your seat. Her transformation from down-trodden damsel in distress to destructionatrix makes her even more desirable. Add in a sensuous sex scene, not to mention her great comedic timing, and she's damn near the perfect woman. Looking back, I bet Marilyn Manson wishes he had locked that down!
Penélope Cruz; (Winner-2008) Though her conservative Cuban character in Elegy was quite the contrast to the unfettered but unstable ex-lover in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, her sultry nature shone through in both roles. When comparing her to the others, she burned the category with her Spanish heat! 
Marion Cotillard; (Winner-2009) She wowed us all with her feminine wiles in both Public Enemies and Nine. As Contini's wife, Luisa, she performs a demure, somber tune about her husband. Later, she unleashes her womanly fervor in angry rejection of said husband's ways. In Public Enemies, she doesn't get to sing and dance, but as Dillinger's girl, Billie Frechette, she was the sexiest woman in any room. Even when that room is the police interrogation room where she pisses herself. That kind of love and stubbornness is commendable, and sexy.

Round 10 will run until February 10th so get those votes in quickly!

Choose wisely.


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  1. Does anyone have a spare mop to clean up the drool?

  2. Afraid you have to supply your own mop at this site.

    This one's going to be a tough decision for me. My favorite ladies of film vying for my affections. :-(

  3. I'm tempted to go with the hate F of Rose, but I've heard from good authority that she's a bit of a see you next Tuesday in real life, so I kilt the bitch. Marry Marion! Oooh la la.

  4. Can't I just fuck them all? It's like Sophie's Choice 2.

  5. @Fletch: I know someone had to die, but it hurts thinking of Rose biting the bullet. As for marrying Marion, Oooh la la indeed!

    @M.Hufstader: If only it were a perfect world where we could fuck them all... I know the SC comparison should be wrong, but I completely understand. I've yet to cast my vote!

  6. I would just like to fuck all of them please.

    Was surprised with my own picks, but Penelope Cruz seems too crazy to marry, but just crazy enough for one night. And call me crazy, I'm just not a fan of Marion. She had to die.