Huh, huh, You Said "Poll" (01.14.09)

I'm think my frequent readers were probably sick and tired of the sidebar's closed poll adornment so I FINALLY removed it. For those who missed it these past few months, I wanted to know "How will The Spirit move you?" I was referring to how you thought you'd react to the Frank Miller film, if you ventured out to see it over the Christmas holiday.

My intent was to view the flick and reveal which group was closest to correct, by my standards. However, due to my holiday ailments and general disinterest; The Spirit has dropped off my radar until it reopens at the $1.50 theater down the street. Best of intentions squashed, here's your opinions on:

How will The Spirit move you?

1 person voted: Totally Rad! Awesome!
1 person voted: Not Too Shabby!
2 people voted: At Least the Women Were Hot!
3 people voted: Sucked Major Donkey Balls!
2 people voted: Frankly Whore, I don't give a damn!

Out of 8 people, myself included, the consensus was not promising. Given the buzz and how quickly it has vanished from local screens, methinks we may have been right!

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Now on to new and more pressing questions! I promise, no Oscar/Award inquiries...at least not this time. If you're not interested in the lame January 2009 releases or the Oscar hopefuls littering theaters, you're probably renting. Since I'm still a homebody, I've been burning up the NFQ (FYI: Netflix Queue). The following movies release over the next couple of weeks and I want to know;
Which of these flicks would you most like me to queue and review?

Repo! The Genetic Opera (01.20.09)
Saw V (01.20.09)
Lakeview Terrace (01.27.09)
Pride and Glory (01.27.09)
RocknRolla (01.27.09)


The poll will be up until the last film releases. In the case of a tie, I will review both films. Sally forth! Your vote will shape my NFQ!

Huh, huh, You Said "Poll" (11.20.08)

Wow! It pays to have a question worth asking. After dismal participation in my Ugly Betty poll, my James Bond poll yielded the highest participation to date; and ran for a fraction of the time! If you don't recall, I wanted to know which actor was your favorite Eon Productions' James Bond. With a total of 15 votes, here's the breakdown:

0 Votes:

Pierce Brosnan, George Lazenby and Roger Moore got no love from the masses! Lazenby I totally understand given his single film turn. I don't get all the Brosnan haters. Like my buddy Will said, folks loved him when Goldeneye released but once Casino Royale opened folks were like, "Brosnan was shit!" Fine, be a fair weather Pierce fan, but there is NO EXCUSE for the lack of Roger Moore love. Sure, he was campy and he rarely did his own stunts, but damn if he didn't look and age better than Connery during his Bond stint. Plus Moore was smooth as butter with the ladies. For shame, people. For shame.

1 Vote:

Timothy Dalton did get a single vote, but I assume someone's mouse finger slipped. Seriously, this man managed to re-energize the series in his first installment and murder it on his reprisal. To each his own I suppose.

3 Votes:

Daniel Craig came onto the scene swinging in Casino Royale and managed to score 3 votes solely on that performance (the poll closed before Quantum opened). I had my doubts monkey-face would have the sex appeal and swagger to pull off Bond, but he brought all that and more to his debut. Tune back in tomorrow to see how I thought he fared in his reprisal.

And the Winner, with 11 Votes:

Sean Connery blew away the competition. Damn straight! Connery set the tone for all Bonds to follow. He was suave and sophisticated, but wasn't afraid to beat a mo fo down, be it a nasty villain or sexy dame. Rugged and irresistible, he was the damn man.

I didn't vote in this poll. I have a rule of thumb about Bonds; the only great ones have made three or more films. That's right. You can't accurately judge a Bond on a couple of films. Sometimes Bond must be more debonair than destructive while others require tact more so than muscle. It can be difficult to balance all those elements in a single story. I have equal love for Connery, Moore and Brosnan. Connery is the no-nonsense original; the ultimate alpha male. Moore was the smooth operator; melt her panties instead of ripping them off. Brosnan brought class to the camp and sharpened the dulled edge of the character. I have much love for Craig, but until he turns in one more installment, he shall not attain true Reel Whore love.

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Enough with the Bond love...for now. It's time for a new poll to adorn my sidebar. I'll make this one simple. Everyone's heard the buzz about Frank Miller's The Spirit. Since its Miller's directorial debut I can't miss this film's debut. Still, my spidey-sense is tingling (I'd say I've got the whore itch, but that's just nasty). Anywho...

I'm wondering if we're seeing this Christmas release as not a sign of confidence in the product but as counter programming to Oscar potentials? How will The Spirit move you? Will The Spirit reach new levels of awesomenicity, will it sucka donkey balls or do you not give a damn? The poll will be up for a few weeks.