Friday, January 6, 2012

Trailer Trash: January 6 of 2012

Happy 2012 stargazers! Bringing in the new year was so much fun I apparently forgot to put out a Monday Mood Music! No matter, it will return next week, I promise. At least you have a Trailer Trash to warn you to stay far, far away from anything new opening this weekend. There's only one new release according to IMDb and who knows, maybe it won't be the horrid fare that is usually dumped at the beginning of the year. Let's find out.

The Devil Inside Looks like I was wrong. While the trailers don't look terrible, the poster makes me think of a cracked-out lesbian begging for bush. I've been burned plenty of times by shitty January horror movies over the years (Ugh, White Noise comes to mind). Also, when was it decided that crappy exorcism films are a January staple? Are people so tired of Christmas they're looking for a little AntiChrist?  

Verdict:  Exercise the Right to Cinematic Celibacy.

Obviously, I'll be passing on this week's offerings. Instead I've finally mustered up the strength to see the Americanized version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. What will you be watching?

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  1. That poster description makes me think that you've spent too much time around Ari Gold. Now that you're caught up on Entourage, can we expect an update of your recent tricks?

  2. You know Ari and I are thick as thieves! I'm hoping to update more than my recent tricks, just bear with me.

  3. "the poster makes me think of a cracked-out lesbian begging for bush."

    Wow - that's some line there. Nice!

  4. Thank you good sir! I thot that was an especially inspired image I had there.