Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Jizt: Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

In this fast-paced world of blogging, tweeting and fly-by-night film voyeurism, sometimes one doesn't have the time to give a film proper treatment. More importantly, others do not always have the time to read it. Sometimes you just have to take it around back and squeeze one out in 1-2-3 quick licks. Think of The Jizt as the wham, bam, thank you ma'am of reviews.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Release: 05.01.09

DVD Release: 09.22.09
Rated PG-13
1 hour, 40 minutes

A Netflix Night

Cast: Matthew McConaughey (The Wedding Planner), Jennifer Garner (Catch and Release), Michael Douglas (One Night at McCool's)

The Build-up: Lecherous photographer Connor Mead is forced to re-examine his womanizing ways, A Christmas Carol-style, when he encounters his one true love at his brother's wedding weekend.

The Blurt-out: Why is it that one of the three ghosts visiting Connor is neither a ghost nor a girlfriend past?!

The Jizt: The glittering beauty of the cast may be distracting, but no amount of polish can mask the lingering stench of this turd.

Calm down, Matthew, we're not asking you to choke down THAT much Jizt!

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  1. i want matthew to quietly and permanently go away...

  2. What?! You don't like Bongo Boy? why's that?

  3. So am I correct in inferring that Dodge This! is to blame for this one?

  4. I'd say my unhealthy infatuation with Emma Stone might have driven us to see this, but you know I believe the wife was the deciding vote b/w GoGP and Wolverine.