Wednesday, April 18, 2012

MILF Rendezvous: Money Train

My fellow Americans, it’s Tax Day! That means it’s time for the final installment of Dr. Hollywood or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Pay My Taxes, a fun and friendly series to remind you to pay your taxes. Hopefully, you have either finished your taxes or filed for an extension because we would hate for you to suffer a fate similar to Wesley Snipes who is still serving time for his tax-evasive shenanigans.


John (Wesley Snipes) and Charlie (Woody Harrelson) are transit cops (and brothers) who land on Chief Patterson’s (Robert Blake) shit list when their decoy sting delays his money train; the armored subway car used to collect fare revenues. John, good brother that he is, tries to keep Charlie out of trouble, but he’s a perpetual fuck-up with the world against him. After nearly botching the sting to catch the subway arsonist they call the Torch (Chris Cooper), failing to woo their new colleague, Grace Santiago (Jennifer Lopez), and being buried up to his eyeballs in gambling debt, Charlie feels he’s got nothing to lose and sets out to rob that prick Patterson of his precious money train.

Rendezvous...

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